madeofwut:

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

Touché

(via pizza)

puffymind:

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via zucchinicake)

palmist:

you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination 

(via sniffing)

klefable:

i am constantly torn between ‘i dont need anyone’ and ‘hey you please fall in love with me’

(via thehilariousblog)

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

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